Married college student. Mormon. Into: Sherlock, Elementary, HIMYM, OUAT, OUATIW, TM, Merlin.... and we'll just leave it like that for now.

goingtopshelf:

mahanaibu-eebowai:

leonaryquinoy:

I love how so many people have been confused and amused by that guy in the Sochi Olympics who was at the top of the slopestyle track during the men’s competition just casually knitting away

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and it turned out to be Finland’s snowboarding coach.

yes okay but THE SNOWBOARDER IS HOLDING THE YARN FOR HIM

"coach, i’m cold" 

"hold this" 

"what? no coach, that’s not what i meant" 

i will make you this scarf” 

My body has bruises from the words you told me.

—“10 Word Poem" series - #29 (via lettersto-savemyself)

(Source: lettersto-savemyself)

thedarkbunny:

copperbadge:

I went out for breakfast this morning and between ordering my meal and now, I have forgotten what I ordered.

I’m kind of excited to see what they bring me now.

Tagged: I have a master’s degreeand I run the budget for four departments at my officeI am an adultan adult with a surprise breakfast coming.

I’ll never be busy enough to not miss you.

m.k. (via poutylilgirl)

(Source: tsktsks)

twistedtruestory:

kimxmetts:

twistedtruestory:

twistedtruestory:

When the actual eff did this happen?

can’t believe how many notes this has, i’ve never gotten more than like 5.

Damn girl! Teach me your ways

the secret is: ice cream for the gains

twistedtruestory:

kimxmetts:

twistedtruestory:

twistedtruestory:

When the actual eff did this happen?

can’t believe how many notes this has, i’ve never gotten more than like 5.

Damn girl! Teach me your ways

the secret is: ice cream for the gains

eenumbers:


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s-s-destiel:

pennsylvaniapastoral:

kaelio:

I would kill a person for this horse.
Like, I don’t even mean kill in exchange for this horse. If this horse asked me to kill a person, I’d just do it.

"He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin…"

DID YOU JUST

s-s-destiel:

pennsylvaniapastoral:

kaelio:

I would kill a person for this horse.

Like, I don’t even mean kill in exchange for this horse. If this horse asked me to kill a person, I’d just do it.

"He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin…"

DID YOU JUST

(Source: meltedchocolateforthebrokenrd)

(Source: sandandglass)

forgottenwinterfrost:

thewhitepearlreaper:

damnedheathen:

miamiacoda:

namioki:

girlbrushthreepwood:

lichtenstrange:

ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP LADIES!!


You know how we all love getting our periods? All the cramps and pain that comes with it? Cravings, mood swings, etc.??

WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING

See this? These are Libra Hotties.

When you’re at school or uni or work or just having a good ol’ murder spree in your pretty floral dress, you whack one of these suckers on and BAM! heat patch and some goddamn needed relief!

You stick this patch where your lady muscle of bad-assery is and it slowly heats and lasts for 5 - 8 HOURS!!

Ladies, I ask that you hunt down these little pockets of gold and try them. Because they work. And because the only pain you really need during your period is from your OTP <3

I need this… I’m assuming you can put it on your back as well?

I read this whole post like a (very successful) infomercial for the Tumblr female audience

I would need like 5 of these at once.

WHY ARE SNUGGIES FAMOUS AND NOT THESE

But them here!

not a girl but signal boosting this